Where there's booze, I'm present. Drinks is always in the equation whenever there is an ocassion. Well, if you don't like women who can hold their liquor then just move along. I can find someone who doesn't give a fuck about that.

I have AGORAPHILIA! That excites me so much and thrills me. Thrills me in a way that someone might catch us. What's your fetish?

If you like to play sports, that would be a plus, as it would be fun to have someone to play with. What do you want to play with me? I'm eager to learn what's new, I love sexy sports I really admire ladies who are proud of their bodies like me. I am ...

Now accepting applicants for: PARTNER IN CRIME. Must be fluent and smart-ass, can use sarcasm and adult language. Questionable morals, nudity, fantasies and dirty minds may be required.