Spontaneous but plan for the future. Lousy speller, hope no mistakes here. Short term memory sucks, long term still OK...for now! Still in great condition. You'd love me I promise!

Now accepting applicants for: PARTNER IN CRIME. Must be fluent and smart-ass, can use sarcasm and adult language. Questionable morals, nudity, fantasies and dirty minds may be required.

How's it going there? Feed me pizza and tell me I’m pretty and the odds of anal is defo in your favour! Have you been on here long i would love to know your name and if you would be interested in a girl like me?

I strongly value friendly relationships - once committed ... friend for life. Easy going, I do react calmly, usually...most of the time....when I'm not in bed.