I know that I am getting old, but that doesn't mean I don't have any sexual needs left. Honestly, I feel like I am becoming hornier every year. Maybe all the pent up lust is starting to surface because I don't have anyone to fuck my world anymore.

So what can I do for you? I can be good company. I can stop you from feeling alone in the crowded room. Let you and I give it a try, for yours and my sake.

Now accepting applicants for: PARTNER IN CRIME. Must be fluent and smart-ass, can use sarcasm and adult language. Questionable morals, nudity, fantasies and dirty minds may be required.

Do you know how to make me feel good? Lemme whisper it, "I want my toes licked!" Hope that does not scare you off.